blurtvonnegut:

Dig dug is THAT kid in elementary school. The one that told you about the nude code in Tomb Raider, about resurrecting Aeris, about how there’s a secret code to make the characters in Mortal Kombat swear, or how he already had some Mario/Sonic sequel that’s only out in Japan (but you can’t see it cause he already beat it and returned it to the store)…on yeah, he also told you about the missingno trick that jacked up your save file.

Whattaprick.

Medusa Heads HATE Dane Cook.

VGCAJ artist, Sugarpants,reminded me that Fat Mermaid Week is a real thing.

Oh hey, there’s a Magikarp.

Magikarp always be mackin the fly ‘maids.

Ryu, what have you got yourself into now?

Alex Kidd is kind of a bitter dude.

Wonder why.

Slime also once farted in class and said I did it.

I heard that Tails is homophobic.

spaceleech:

Coming soon.

VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS ARE JERKS!